The Bamboozler's Shpēl

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Reality 101

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Dr. Bessler: OK class, settle down. Take your seats.

6-toed-Billy-Bob: What are we going to look at today, Professor.
Dr. Besseler: Well be looking at energy, 6-toed. Let me take the role. ScooterScatster?
SS: present
Dr. Besseler: Flickin-Fletch?

FF: present

Dr. Besseler: J-Hurbert-C?

JC: present

Dr. Besseler: M*el
M*el: present
Dr. Besseler: M*el, stop mumbling.
M*el: you will hear what I want you to hear and you will do what I say.
Dr. Besseler: Knock it off, M*el. Az-Whole?
Az-Whole: I'd like to say present but I'll wait until I hear what everyone else has to say about the matter.
Dr. Besseler: GuitarZan?
GuitarZan: Blues on
Dr. Besseler: AB-BallPeen
AB-BallPeen: mooooo!
Dr. Besseler: Six-Four-240?
Six-Four-240: It's a long walk from the trailer park but I'm here.
Dr. Besseler: MommyDearest?
MommyDearest: Give me the stick, Prof, and I'll straighten this crowd out.


Dr. Besseler: OK class, we're going to talk about energy today. Who can tell me what energy is?

6-toed: I don't rightly know what it is but I'm pretty sure you can't manufacture the stuff from nothing.
SS: Stop that talk, 6-toed. My uncle told me if you teach a man to fish you feed him for a day but if you teach him how to fish you ruin a good business model. Are you trying to ruin a good business model?
6-toed: :D
Flickin-Fletch: I think you can make energy. If you use a foil or wing you can push off the air and make energy out of the thin air! How do you suppose planes fly?
Six-Four-240: I know you can make energy. Why back in the last century I did it several times. Due to a mental disability I forget how I did it but I do know I did it. Once you've made energy you'll never forget it. Flew my 240 into the air with the greatest of ease.
GuitarZan: What everyone said, but more of it.
AB-BallPeen: People (who will remain nameless) have tried to get balls moving just right to manufacture energy but they didn't really understand how to do it. I've figured out where they went wrong. If my idea is built with good precision it will roll and roll and roll.

Dr. Besseler: Class! Class! Class! SHUT UP!!!

Total silence.

Dr. Besseler: Thank you. The worse job I've ever had is this one at DBISD. Now I've put a drawing on the board and I want everyone to study it. It is a picture of energy. I want everyone to study this picture.

Dr. Besseler: The assignment is to draw this picture and think about it until the next class. Then I will have a good tool for everyone. It's something that will automatically draw pictures for you. Class dismissed.

Everyone tore out the place. SS and JC went to Dualing Banjo General Store for a lemon-lime slurpy. They intended to take them back to the farm and mix in some everclear. It made for an excellent treat on a hot Dueling Banjosday.

SS: Do you have any idea what Dr. Bessler was talking about that would draw pictures for us?

JC: I don't know but I think it's going to be very useful. I'm still waiting on the Postman to bring me the page of pictures. Maybe there's some relationship. We'll just have to wait and see.

SS: I really like pictures.

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The Bamboozler's Shpēl

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Partners in Crime

A couple of days after his contract with the Mailman (he promised a jug of everclear) JC was down at the creek tending his still. His neighbor, ScooterScatster, walked up across the shoal to the still.

ScooterScatster: Hey, JC, how's it going.
JC: I got great news, Scooter, I can hardly stand it.
Scooter: Well, don't bust with it. Tell me what it is.
JC: You know that piece of paper I found?
Scooter: Yeah.
JC: Well, I gave it to the Mailman and he's going to translate it into pictures we can understand!
Scooter: That's great. Do you really think there's anything to it?
JC: I'm sure there is. This is going to be big.
Scooter: Give me a cup of that everclear to help me see a bit better. I might have some ideas.

JC poured his good neighbor a cup of liquid lightening and they sat and mused over what it all meant. Both concluded they didn't know and would have to wait on the Mailman.

They worked themselves up to such a state, the anticipation was excruciating. Hardly took 1/2 a jug to get there.

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The Bamboozler's Shpēl

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The Book

Some time ago in Hillcountry J-Hurbert-C found a page of words. He couldn't understand a thing of it. He figured if he gave it to his mailman, he could explain the meanings of the words and draw some pictures JC could understand and not forget. Even if he forgot, the pictures would remind him. He just knew this was a very important piece of paper.

He made it a point to meet the mailman and asked him. . .

JC: Mailman, how's it going?
Mailman: Fair to middlin, JC, and you?
JC: I'm a little distraught.
Mailman: Well, why would that be?
JC: You see, I got this page of words and I can't figure out the meaning. I was wondering if you could give it a look and draw some pictures that would explain it.
Mailman: Well, let me see it.

JC handed over the paper. The Mailman intently studied it. It was a page out of TV guide explaining the transporter used on StarTrek. He held back a smile.

Mailman: This is a very important piece of paper, JC.
JC: I knew it was. I felt it in my bones.
Mailman: JC, it's going to take me a little while to figure out what pictures to draw but if you'll give me the paper I'll give it a try. I can't promise when I'll get it done but when I do I'll deliver it to you.
JC: What more could I ask. You're one of the few people I know that can read and I do trust you.
Mailman: OK. When I finish with the translation I'll return it with the original.

And with that the Mailman continued his route. JC anticipated great things.

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Open Letter to the Leaders of Crankologists Everywhere

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I'm posting an open letter to crank leadership. Specifically I'd like to address the letter to . . .

Stefan Hartmann of:

Hartmann Multimedia Service
Stefan Hartmann (harti@harti.com)
+49.3034500497
Fax: 493034500498
Keplerstr. 11 B
Berlin, Berlin 10589
DE

. . . and Scott Ellis of:

	Ellis, Scott
	jz9tn3yp5b9@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com
	ATTN: BESSLERWHEEL.COM
	c/o Network Solutions
	P.O. Box 447
	Herndon, VA 20172-0447
	Phone: 570-708-8780

but further I'd like to address crank leadership everywhere in addition to their hosting services. These hosting services are complicit in this enabling.

Dear Crank Leadership:

I implore you to stop enabling your followers to steal the intellectual property of Design Simulation Technologies, Inc. I humbly request the following:

1. Do not allow members to post the saved files of wm2d on your public forums unless they provide proof of a proper license from DST, Inc.
2. If you have adequate proof on file of a valid licensing agreement then allow the uploading and downloading of these files in a private section of your forum only accessible to those who have clearly demonstrated a legal right to those files.
3. Cull your sites of these files.
4. Please cease your practice of enabling this piracy and desist of your own (if you are indeed not in possession of a valid licensing agreement).

Respectfully yours,


Bessler007
Cmdr, MIB

I'm sure both Mr. Hartman and Mr. Ellis have good intentions and respect of other's intellectual property, in spite of having to force Mr. Ellis to remove my property from his site just recently. I know education is a slow process for some. I am prepared to further educate but in all honesty I'm just a crank; not an educator. I can educate though.

I have reviewed Mr. Hartman's TOS and notice the language "11.1 It is forbidden to post copyrighted material. You can only post your own material where no third party has any rights on it." and "Any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Germany". I can see his intention to be a law abiding citizen of the community of nations in that TOS. There are more points to be made but suffice it to say I'm sure he wouldn't want to find himself of violation of his own TOS.

Mr. Ellis has similar language in his TOS, to wit "Provide any Content or perform any conduct that may be unlawful, illegal, etc. "

I'm sure their hearts are in the right place.




Bessler007
Cmdr, MIB

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Liars & Thieves

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WARNING! Adult/Crank Content.

Is there honor among liars and thieves?

I have had better days but the last few days haven't been too bad fiscally. There are a lot of people out there that wish me well. Your wish has come true. Confessed grave robber and necrophiliac erickdt (if that is their real name) wrote a short contract with me at overunity.com beginning with this challenge:

LOL, whatever you say ignoramus. You won't win your complaint, I guarantee you.

He was very sure of himself and challenged further:

Bring it. I'll take you to the f*cking cleaners.

I don't know where confessed grave robber and necrophiliac erickdt washes his clothes but I guess I'll find out. The contract I was referring to was erickdt's challenge here:

Oh yeah? I'll bet you 1 million American dollars they won't. So cry me a river you whiny bitch. It's the f*cking internet. Who cares? Only losers like you.

We can't know where erickdt's mouth has been. It most likely was down on the muffin of my momma's rotting corpse. Who knows where else. My question is when will this confessed grave robber and necrophiliac put his money where his mouth is and pay up. I need to do my taxes and I want to know if I have to report this contract as income or a loss.

There is probably not a soul that doubts the integrity and honesty of a crank like erickdt. Everyone knows he'll get his mouth off of some rotting corpse and put my money there. That's what I'm betting on. Necrophiliac up, erickdt.

At issue were three pages the thief Scott Ellis stole from me and published on his site besslerwheel. Here is a screen shot of the proof of the 3 pages Scott Ellis stole from me:

He stole them Wednesday, January 14th of this year around 2:20am according to the posting. He relented under threat of legal action to remove the stolen property. Here is a screen shot of that evidence:

Three pages hit the ground Sunday, March 22 of this year around 12:57 according to the thief. I'd point the previous link to the exact quote but it seems the system administrator wants a log on if anyone links to a direct quote on his site. Imagine that. It's at the bottom of the page.

There's no indication from the screen shots of when the edit happened by this thief. System administrators can edit their posts or yours without leaving a trace. They can also read your pm's on their sites if they have a mind to. I have evidence of Scott Ellis attempting to persuade forum members to use his pm function rather than personal emails if anyone would like to hear that case.

In either event don't think your private messages on his forum are really private. I'm not saying he does read your pm's; I'm only stating the fact he could. If the above evidence doesn't persuade you of his true character I guess nothing will.

The GCAT has made me aware of a question from a certain 32 degree Shaolin priest of the order of events wrt this copyright issue. When did I first imagine I could slap my intellectual property out of the hands of this thief? It happened before I mentioned, "I'm in the process of bringing A Big Hammer down on their monkey heads" but that was when I went on record of what I was going to do with this thief.

It is finished; at least this leg of the big hammer. I'd like to thank RL and a certain hammer for giving me details from besslerwheel. You guys are a big help. Thanks sleepers. Keep me posted.

Bessler007

Cmdr, MIB

edit: Concerning the above posting I'd like to say I really can't know what motivated Scott Ellis to steal my property. It could be he's really ignorant of law. That's hard to imagine of someone in his position making requirements of his members concerning law. No one could be that stupid. If that is the case though then I'd like to thank him for such an outstanding demonstration of incompetence.  Above the law, maybe?  So many questions.

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Plethora of Idiots

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You can't hardly throw a shtick on the internet without hitting an idiot. The gravitational attraction between the two needs to be harnessed. That would solve the energy crisis.

First I'd like to offer my sincere apology to Alexioco (if that is their real name) at the overunity forum for throughly insulting him/her. I didn't throughly insult them but I'll let the facts finish the job in just a minute.

But to the idea of offering my sincere apology, although I'd like to, I can't. You see I'm not the disingenous nag or bitch they are. It is an interesting ploy they used as this rhema clothed darling replicated the first miracle of Jesus. Instead of using water they used postings and instead of a transformation to wine it was whine.

This nag complained post after post questioning me with "i just cannot understand why you keep on and on..." as they went on and on, post after post, creating more of the very problem they were claiming to object to. I've never seen such a blatant example of insincere bitching in "all my born days" or even my "unborn days" when I was snuggled up inside my mommy. Speaking of "my mommy". . .

I was going on and on defending myself against confessed grave robber and necrophiliac erickdt (if that is their real name) who explained with this:

No wonder why she was such a terrible lay.
Here I was thinking that her awe-ful smell
was from poor feminine hygiene...

that they were so stupid they couldn't tell the difference between the living or the dead. I really think they know and would rather those that just lay there.

I was going on and on defending myself against published liars such as Alan Bauloree who published this lie:

So you will need to build it with good precision,
and then watch it go around, and around.

on Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:11 am @ besslerwheel. How can it be known it's a lie? To begin with it wasn't true. In Alan's own words he explained the bald faced lie away with:

I also explained what happened to me
about the cardboard one that ran for
10 minutes and on of the balls tore out the side.

Holy Mother of God, I bet that hurt. His balls tore out the side of the only working model of a gravity powered wheel ever built! I guess we'll have to wait another 300 years before anyone figures out how he did it. We need a clue, Alan. Is the secret in the balls? There's a good boy I know that's asking for a clue this Christmas.

He's not really that good of a boy. He snoops like a dog on the porch of the owner of a bitch in heat at overunity for ideas. He's in desperate search of a clue. He's on record as saying:

Starting the thread was my idea, it is dedicated to Broli and has always been his thread. It is intended for the liberals and those that think all ideas should be 'free sourced'...

I personally do not fit in this category, I work with constructive trusted groups who are seeking compensation for there efforts.

If he ever gets a clue you'll need a prybar or a dollar to get it out of his monkey fist. He isn't sharing with the "liberals" at overunity. I doubt he'll ever get a clue though. He's been in hot pursuit of perpetual motion for 50 years or so and hasn't caught it yet. Odds are history of those years will presist to the day this man/machine gives up the ghost. Quite a reputation with a lifetime fighting reality. Cognitive dissonance comes to mind.

In the unlikely event he ever gets a clue he won't need anyone's help with the mechanics of it or the engineering. He might need a few bucks if you could help this poor soul out. Although he forgot ever saying this:

How do you feel you can help me achieve what I want or need. I need finances for better material to build with and some tooling replacement. ...Ralph Lortie

he did and I have a record of it.

I guess if one is constantly blowing so hard, they often forget what they've blown.

It was explained to me by someone that I've graciously penciled on to a list I keep, the reason I only have read only privileges at overunity was because I was advertising other people's thoughts in my signature. I was just the billboard. Don't shoot the billboard.

I'm not like a certain besslerian that sits in the high council at besslerwheel who is a coward woman and soft-hearted wretch. I don't run from proper authority. I might get ran off at the hands of the brown shirt, jackbooted jury of a monkey trial cranks reside over but I'll most likely always defend my right to express the facts in the fashion I choose.

You can't make stuff like this up. You'd be sued if you did. I do have a crawler that has my back.

Well, bitches, I'll be back. Truth is I'm still there.




Bessler007
Cmdr, MIB

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Agents Wanted

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The GCAT is going berserk! I think we're going to have to hire new agents. If there's anyone out there reading this you'll have to pass this examination before we hire you.

Take this wet bag and crawl in it. Now think your way out.

That should eliminate anyone at besslerwheel.

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