Ever since MIB took over the north pole we scrambled to develop the gobal CAT scan. It's a device that allows us to track every atom on the planet and to know how they're arranged. We put a team of scientists from ACM SIGART to analyze this data. We can view the collective consciousness of humanity and also differentiate individual thought processes.
We know what you're thinking. Santa was bluffing when he lied to everyone with:
He sees you when your sleeping
he knows when your awake
he knows if you've been bad or good
so you better be good for goodness sake
Now we know.
This just in from the global CAT scan (GCAT):
Ralph, if you discovered that Gene phoned you at home under an alias and then published that private conversation publicly through his blog, without your express prior consent and with the clear intent to damage your reputation, how might you be compensated for such damage if that was your wish? I wonder how Gene might respond to that question?
I'll transmit this thought into the atmosphere and focus it in Gene's locality giving him the ideation to see what develops.
This just in:
Ralph discover? You're joking right? Ralph couldn't discover his ralph with two hands, a map and a compass.
I have some advice to the sucker who asked this question. Get a hold of your neck with both hands but not so tightly that you strangle or choke yourself. Now pull with all you're worth and get that head out of your ralph.
Once you accomplish this bend down putting your head around your ankles (cute pose, smile once for daddy) then rise up and as you do take a deep breath in getting some oxygen to that very slight brain of yours!
I hope you're happy with your response. If not, sue me, bitch.
There may be some glitches in the GCAT. We're still working on it.
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